BORIS = 6

So...

Yeah...so...

He's six.

Freakin' six.

-shaking my head-

Six.

So...

We had a crazy party. 13 kids, several adults. Pirate-theme, so there were eyepatches, and skulls, and hats and swords and guns...

We used water guns, which gave us the idea of black water balloons as cannonballs which gave us the idea of making a big cardboard pirate ship...

Unfortunately, it didn't give us the idea of taking any pictures...

Sorry.

Everyone had a great time, were soaked to the bone, got 'tattooed', ate cake (two of Mommy's famous ones, decorated to look like a dead mermaid...that's what pirates eat, right?), had water gun and foam sword and balloon cannonball fights...

Daddy got tackled into the mud.

Mommy got pelted in the head by water balloons (and then took her revenge by turning the hose itself directly on Boris)...

We think he had a good time...

Here's the one, lone picture...after all the kids were dry and playing in the boys' room...